We are highly unprofessional. Sometimes our kids will get sick, and they'll come first.
Your job will have to wait a few hours until after they go to bed if that's the case. We are dedicated to doing work that
we enjoy. If we don't like the job, we'll pass on it. If we take your job, that's because we're excited about it.
We don't work with crappy customers. We work with people who like people like us.
All of this unprofessionalism results in an excellent final product. Our customers are
never unhappy with us. On the contrary, our customers always end up friending us on facebook. We are honest. We do not
over charge. We are fair. We are talented. You will love working with us. Either that or you'll hate working with us,
but that'll just be because you're jealous of our priorities.